Gelbooru - Prime Porn Directory

Okay, faggots, I ain't one to be yanking off to gelbooru energized animation bitches, yet now and again, even I like to shake things up. So today I'm presenting to you an audit on a goddamn hentai site. For you fuckers living under a stone, hentai is essentially Japanese animation pornography. Envision snapping off to bitches from Pokemon, aside from with potential for some amazingly wiped out poo, and you get the general thought. is alluded to as an "imageboard", in spite of the fact that to me it just appears as though a major ass web search tool for hentai. Gelbooru is pretty screwing acclaimed, and the motivation behind why is on the grounds that it utilizes a label framework so you can without much of a stretch locate the wiped out curved pics you're searching for. With more than 4,000,000 pictures of young ladies and young men going from incredibly faulty youthful to droopy ass-titties old, also a wide range of odd animals and fixations, you'll most likely find what you're searching for. More on the label framework later.

Gelbooru's been around since 2007, and its army of slanty-looked at weeb clients keeps on developing each day. You'd think with their minuscule ass peckers, they'd become worn out on yanking off, yet evidently, them zipperheads are similarly as horny as I am. The webpage was worked off the source code of another well known site that is since ceased to exist, and Gelbooru is presently the world chief of hentai bitches.

It's acceptable, however screwing promotions make me wiped out

At the point when you initially go to, you may get screwing nauseated. Between the full-screen promotion assaulting the whole foundation and the masturbatory counter of what number of pictures they have as appeared by some anime cunts holding up signs, you may wanna pivot and never return. Yet, when you really type something into the inquiry bar and snap SEARCH, you'll discover something far simpler to swallow.

So suppose you type in "spoil", as I did. Immediately, you'll see a lot of pics of animation bitches' spoils, much the same as the uploaders had labeled their photos. That is ideal for each image you see on Gelbooru, the ruffian washout transferring it tried to bring up that a "pollute" was in the goddamn picture. Isn't excessively goddamn advantageous?

On the left, you'll see a shitload of "labels". These are well known labels that were utilized in different photographs. I'm seeing poo like 2girls… liquor… arm support… "blue kimono"? These Gelbooru monstrosities make me wiped out. Anyway, you can appreciate perusing around these irregular labels in case you're exhausted or want to get enlivened for your meeting.

Who the screw draws this crap?

As I said previously, all the substance is from different clients, and there's a shitload of it. 4,000,000 pics, that will take me like… in any event a month to yank through! Notwithstanding pics, you can likewise discover enlivened gifs and even video, by utilizing the tag "video" or "energized" and so forth. Attempt "enlivened bitch_face", and you'll see a screwing energized bitchface.

Presently how about we talk about the label framework on Gelbooru. See, I know it's a decent framework. I can simply screwing disclose to it's acceptable dependent on messing with it and perceiving how famous this site is. In any case, on the off chance that you aren't utilized to it, it very well may be a gigantic genuine annoyance. Let me clarify why.

To begin with, the label framework is about explicitly finding what you need. That implies that Gelbooru rejects unclear ass terms that it thinks about excessively essential or excessively nonexclusive. For instance, in the event that you search "bitch", you get to a blunder site. You search "cunt", you get a blunder. You search "prostitute"; you get a blunder. As a man who acknowledges the essentials, this made me irritated.

Be that as it may, similar to I stated, I get it. When I effectively snapped off and let my mind begin working once more, I understood this is the reason Gelbooru got well known. It truly urges the uploaders to make great labels, and the framework prevents hinders from obstructing the pursuit with moronic substance. You need to become accustomed to utilizing underscores a ton. That is ___ <-this crap, in your labels. Like you can't look "Tifa Lockhart", however you need to utilize "Tifa_Lockhart". It can get confounding.

Whatever, on the off chance that you are a washout who preferences snapping off to kid's shows throughout the day, I'm certain you have zero life and can learn and ace this framework. Arigato to you faggots.

There's likewise some other abnormal things which I'll rapidly go over. To begin with, obviously, you should be a part to do some increasingly entangled label look. It's allowed to join, however. Second, they have this strange Wiki that is only irregular as damnation. Once more, this is some weeb inside-joke network crap that these Gelbooru geeks love to yank off to significantly more than pictures of animation young ladies getting screwed by an animation starfish. The site additionally includes "pools", which are gatherings of extremely explicit picture-types. For instance: "Blacked young ladies - Anime young ladies who love dark roosters". At long last, it has a connect to a Doujin sister site, which is fundamentally hentai funnies.

What I Like

All things considered, clearly, there's a ton of substance simply like on Danbooru. Hentai is cool since you can see characters from kid's shows you like. Notwithstanding anime, Gelbooru has characters from American poo too like April O Neil from Ninja Turtles, DC characters like Catwoman, bitches from Marvel funnies, and so on. Copyright laws? Who cares the slightest bit, these are kid's shows for the wellbeing of fuck.

Additionally, for you debilitated fucks, there's a shitload of lolicon. For the individuals who don't have the foggiest idea what that is, acceptable, don't you ever screwing learn. I just felt constrained to make reference to this on the grounds that, obviously, it's a central motivation behind why is well known.

What I Hate

There's one thing I loathed about this standard 34 site, so let me clarify. There's a great deal of advertisements, indeed, yet it did this one irritating poop that I screwing detested. Once I opened up a connection in another tab, however in the first tab, it subtly went to a screwing advertisement! So when I returned to my first tab to look at another pic, ta-da, I get a facial of an irritating full-page enlivened advertisement.

Presently, when I attempted to rehash this to perceive how it triggers, it didn't occur, so I don't know what the specific code is. Anyway, I simply feel like Gelbooru is somewhat obscure and subtle with its promotions, so I'm cautioning you now so you don't get excessively annoyed as I did.

Additionally, similar to I said previously, the label framework at needs some becoming acclimated to. At the point when you use labels erroneously, you get sent to a strange blunder page discussing a few chickens or some crap, and afterward some message instructing you to "check your boycott". I didn't have the foggiest idea what the hell this poop was discussing, so I wound up googling it to make sense of what was happening. I despite everything don't know precisely what the hell this is, and no, I ain't going to learn. It simply wasn't natural.

Yet, AGAIN, I understand that they have a purpose behind this poop. Weebs are degenerate wiped out fucks, yet they are brilliant.

Screwing fix that poop!

At the point when you send your clients to a blunder page, unmistakably clarify why the FUCK they were sent there. I know you weebs like to have your mystery little circle twitches and poop, saying crap like "Fujiwara from Kitonasabe Ko Intei is the most kawaii~~ senpai!!" and afterward looking down on an ordinary individual for not understanding what the heck you just said. All things considered, for a site, this demeanor ain't the best. It makes Gelbooru unwelcoming and unintuitive. Screw you!

Additionally, chill off on the advertisements.


In average weeb style, (regularly incorrectly spelled as "gelboru", "gelburro", "gelborou, "gelboruu", "gelbooro", "gellbooru", "gelborru", "genbooru" and "gelburoo") is the caring that you can tell is brilliant and all around planned, yet in addition has an extremely comprehensive nature to it that can make it hard to discovery. It's much the same as a screwing anime. From the start, you simply watch it like what the heck is this poo, however sooner or later, it snaps, and afterward you begin getting into it and learning all the peculiar gibberish zipperhead crap that you were calling faggotry five minutes back. That is the thing that this screwing site is, and it is the best at it.

Have a ton of fun, and remember to submit seppuku after for being such faggots who can't twitch it to a genuine young lady.